It started life as two private Victorian houses in 1865 which were then converted into an all girls’ boarding school in 1880. Here, on the 23rd June 1912, Alan Turing was born, as recorded by a blue plaque on the outside of the hotel. In 1935, it was converted into a hotel and named The Esplanade Hotel. In 1938, was pleased to house Sigmund Freud, his wife and his youngest daughter Anna for the summer whilst their house in Hampstead was renovated. The Esplanade Hotel was then renamed The Colonnade Hotel in 1944.
The hotel lift is believed to one of the oldest operating, we wouldn’t know because we took the stairs every time to our room on the third floor. It was a nice room plenty of space and a couple of arm chairs to sit and talk, or watch the Downing Street briefing, its not the same now Sky’s Beth Rigby is not there to ask what I deem as silly questions!
After settling in, we decided to go for a walk, although Linda didn’t know where she was, so she just had to follow me. We wandered down to Paddington and had a look at the barges and shops in Paddington Basin before joining the Edgware Road and walking down to Marble Arch. It was getting dark now so the Christmas lights were on as we walked down Oxford Street, then disaster struck Linda saw Marks and Spencers and wanted to go in, I said it was very dangerous as it was obviously a Covid-19 hotspot - but she was prepared to in, so we masked up and ventured in. She saw several things that she liked but didn’t like the price tag so we left empty handed. Selfridges had their Christmas windows displays all lit up and a queue to go in, so we just took some pictures and moved along. The Nike store was open and we had a wandered around, but I couldn’t afford anything.....
We then stopped for a coffee, which sounded easier than it was. You have to QR the menu and then add the order, but it doesn’t go anywhere as the waitress comes and reads your phone and does the order. You can’t pay online but have to go into the cafe, which defeats the object of sitting outside. The end result was good.
It was selfie time at All Souls Christmas tree and then a wander past the Kenyan embassy back to the main road and Baker Street tube station -‘elementary my dear Watson!)
Although we had half board the restaurant in the hotel was closed and so it was delivered from another hotel. It was a Persian menu which didn’t please Linda. She has the vegetarian option which was Okra curry and was actually nice. I had the lamb curry and it was good.
Breakfast is delivered to the room on Thursday morning and it was fine. We left the hotel just after 10 and went for a walk. LInda is still confused where she is, but improving. We were discovering parts of London we never had been to before. Our first stop was Abbey Road Studio made famous by the Beatles in 1969 and we saw the Zebra crossing and walked across it several times, much to the annoyance of the traffic. We had to take a photograph of course (Linda took several!)
Our next stop was the Home of Cricket, I can’t say much more as Linda made some comments which have given me the basis for the Christmas Day sermon - so if you want to know more join us then!
We walked along Prince Albert Road and Regents Park was on the right hand side. As Madness sang
‘From the top of the hill
There's a hell of a view
Houses of Parliament and London Zoo
Those politicians all chatter
They trumpet and roar
That must be what those hyenas all
Are laughing for’
What hill? Primrose Hill of course and I walked Linda all the way to the top. It was a great view of London although slightly cloudy. However you could see all the landmarks. If you are the top you have to come down again and we did. William Blake wrote ‘I have conversed with the spiritual Sun. I saw him on Primrose Hill.’ - well there was no sun today!
The Regents Canal towpath led us to Camden Lock market. It is located in the historic former Pickford stables built in the 18th century. It is the fourth-most popular visitor attraction in London but not today. It is quite large and sold everything from old clothes to masks, to ornaments to rubbish. It had several food outlets who kept giving away their food for you to try, well it saved buying dinner. We did stop for a coffee and sat outside watching the world go by, or would have done but it was very quiet.
After our coffee and visiting a few shops we wandered back through the main streets to Regents Park and then strolled through the park and the main road. We dropped in to see Sherlock Holmes at 221B but he was closed.
Linda was very excited to see the hospital where several royal babies were born, so excited that the picture she took (of the hospital not the baby) didn’t come out, so we had to go back again for a second visit.
Our hotel is in the area named by the poet Robert Browning as Little Venice, just hope it doesn’t flood here like it does in Big Venice. I have found a nice coffee shop opposite the hotel so there was time for a coffee before we returned to our room.
There was more choice of food tonight, Linda had a pizza and I had lamb shank stew. Both were very nice, although its not so much fun eating in the room and the food isn’t always that hot. We have done just under 11 miles on my guided tour today.
On Friday we had different plans I was being super spiritual and visiting Westminster Abbey and Linda was going to see her brother for a walk round Clapham Common. We both started on the same train, but I changed at Victoria and Linda continued towards the common. She met her brother Rodney chatted for ages, had a hot drink and then walked.
Westminster Abbey has been the Coronation Chapel since 1066 and the settings for 16 Royal weddings, plus a lot of people are buried there! These included several kings and queens (although the doors were locked to their area - perhaps to stop them getting out - don’t want them getting Covid-19 especially at their age....
I had a wander around saw the tomb of William Wilberforce, Sir Issac Newton, and the Unknown Soldier. In the Nave I stopped for some private prayer. Then I wandered through the Quire to the Shrine of St Edward the Confessor and Henry VII’s lady chapel. There were loads of tomb stones - including Oliver Cromwell and various poets.
Following the one way system I visited the Cloister area and had a seat to reflect. It was then back to look at the Coronation Chair used for every Coronation since 1306. - it did look a bit old.
The weather was overcast but had stopped raining. I walked up Whitehall and loitered outside Downing Street, but PM didn’t invite me in for tea - probably too busy sorting out Brexit. The National Gallery was free so I went online and got a ticket, Linda was still with her brother. I am not sure why I wanted to go in I don’t particularly like art, but perhaps because it was free! I had a wander around there were paintings by Rembrandt, Van Gogh, (I did recognise one of his), Reubens, Monet and a few others. The only one I liked was Belshazzar Feast by Rembrandt. It took me about half an hour to complete the tour, including the exhibition on sin.
Fortunately I had finished when Linda phoned to say she was at the Embankment station so we met up and went for a spot of lunch in St Martin in the Fields - we are being very religious today!
We then had a walk along the Strand towards St Pauls. Linda had never been in the Temple area and didnt know about the barristers chambers so I showed her all around. At St Pauls we went in for private prayer and then I decided to have a look around. It cost £20 to get in, I must be undercharging on a Sunday.
Plenty more tombs to see, Sir Christopher Wren, Nelson, Wellington and a few others in the crypt. Nelson it appeared issued a call for the nation to come to prayer. I went up to the Stone Gallery - not sure why as I don’t like heights. There were over 376 steps up and a similar number down. There was a one way system so you went up the old steps with narrow corridors and staircases till you got the top. Coming down was fine as it was the new steps which felt much safer.
Linda had been reading a book waiting for me. We caught a bus to Covent Garden to see the Christmas Tree but didn’t stay long as there were too many people. We walked to Piccadilly Circus where we caught the tube back to the hotel - just over 11 miles today.
On Saturday we caught the tube from Warwick Avenue to Waterloo and then had a walk along the South Bank towards Tower Bridge. It was quite cold and overcast. However, the views were good and we got some good pictures. Our first stop was Southwark Cathedral for a coffee and mince pie before we decided to have a look around. It was free but you had to pay £2 for a photo permit. I could introduce that at our church if people want to take photos during the service (when we restart) it’s £2!
The Cathedral and Collegiate Church of St Saviour and St Mary Overie stands at the oldest crossing-point of the River Thames at what was for many centuries the only entrance to the City of London situated across the river.
The lady started to tell me about the cathedral which had Gothic parts and Victorian architecture but she was talking to a Philistine - hopefully I nodded in the right places. There was a plaque outside which said that people like Gower (the court poet not the cricketer) Chaucer, Shakespeare and a few other were associated with the cathedral, now they would be able to add Werrett to the list ๐๐
There were some different tombs and stained glass windows. The problem with having all these people buried in the church is that at the rapture, when the dead in Christ rise, it will mess up the architecture and there will be holes everywhere!
The cathedral had been there since around 606AD. Lancelot Andrewes, Bishop of Winchester was buried in the Cathedral in 1626. He was involved with overseeing the translation of the King James Bible and his tomb can be found by the High Altar.
After leaving the cathedral we walked to Tower Bridge and crossed over. It was quite windy on the bridge. Then we had a coffee outside The Tower of London before walking back to Liverpool Street and getting the train home - just over 6 miles today - slacking๐
You can see some photos here


